The Proposed New Bosses, Same As The Old Bosses

A More Appropriate Banner For Their Ticket

Yeah, I know there’s 2 L’s in Appalling.

Lies, Lies, Lies… Yeah

ST. PAUL, Minn. — Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and her Republican supporters held back little Wednesday as they issued dismissive attacks on Barack Obama and flattering praise on her credentials to be vice president. In some cases, the reproach and the praise stretched the truth.
Some examples:
PALIN: “I have protected the taxpayers by vetoing wasteful spending [...]

17 Die At RNC Due To Massive Balloon Drop

Sept 4, 2008 – 17 people have been confirmed dead due to tonight’s balloon drop at the 2008 Republican National Convention.  14 expired on the floor of the RNC from asphyxiation under the weight and depth of the balloons and 3 environmental activists viewing the RNC expired from heart failure at the sheer volume of non-recyclable waste that [...]

McCain Willing To Run With Bush’s Torch

McCain/Palin – The Coat Hanger Ticket

Hat tip to theExile @ FDL for the concept

They’re On A Road To Nowhere

 

After tonight’s 1-2 sucker punch of speeches by Guiliani and Palin, I’m shot out of a god damn cannon. 
Their vapid, cowardly attacks and constant sidestepping of the shithole their party has driven this country into has galvanized me and my support for Obama-Biden. 
The gloves are off.  Their speeches have set the stage for a true political shoot-out and their ammo stores are low.  The [...]