17 Die At RNC Due To Massive Balloon Drop

Sept 4, 2008 – 17 people have been confirmed dead due to tonight’s balloon drop at the 2008 Republican National Convention.  14 expired on the floor of the RNC from asphyxiation under the weight and depth of the balloons and 3 environmental activists viewing the RNC expired from heart failure at the sheer volume of non-recyclable waste that fell from the ceiling at the closing of McCain’s Speech.

In addition, 47 children are missing but are thought to be having the times of their lives.

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