Archive for the ‘Palin’ category

The Proposed New Bosses, Same As The Old Bosses

September 9, 2008


A More Appropriate Banner For Their Ticket

September 6, 2008

Yeah, I know there’s 2 L’s in Appalling.

17 Die At RNC Due To Massive Balloon Drop

September 5, 2008

Sept 4, 2008 – 17 people have been confirmed dead due to tonight’s balloon drop at the 2008 Republican National Convention.  14 expired on the floor of the RNC from asphyxiation under the weight and depth of the balloons and 3 environmental activists viewing the RNC expired from heart failure at the sheer volume of non-recyclable waste that fell from the ceiling at the closing of McCain’s Speech.

In addition, 47 children are missing but are thought to be having the times of their lives.


McCain/Palin – The Coat Hanger Ticket

September 4, 2008

Hat tip to theExile @ FDL for the concept

They’re On A Road To Nowhere

September 4, 2008


After tonight’s 1-2 sucker punch of speeches by Guiliani and Palin, I’m shot out of a god damn cannon. 

Their vapid, cowardly attacks and constant sidestepping of the shithole their party has driven this country into has galvanized me and my support for Obama-Biden. 

The gloves are off.  Their speeches have set the stage for a true political shoot-out and their ammo stores are low.  The only thing Palin succeeded at tonight is proving that she not the visionary she’s been drummed up to be and she is down for a fight – so Biden and Obama should return in kind.  They should do so, but from a loftier position than she chose to shoot from.  The facts and experience are on their side.

Welcome to Sleeping Donkey, formerly known as Inflatable Dartboard.  It’s only sleeping because after the past 8 years, we should always strive to keep our party awake because as we witnessed tonight, they are not beneath sneaking up behind you and sliding the knife in.